Baked potatoes are stoners Spud is a good guy to have a beer with and watch the game, But when the conversation Gets serious or sad He must be composted. Pringles are prissy thin little wankers Fingerling potatoes play with themselves. Russets are bores Unless you do the mash potato with them. Curly fries think […]

via Taters Are Hicks — Elan Mudrow